Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Blah blah and a side helping of blah...

Is it just me or has this summer been extraordinary for extremely drawn out transfers.
Nasri, will he won't he? Downing, will he won't he? Fabregas, blah blah blah.
Of course, as he is every year, the constantly unhappy short arse Tevez has been firmly in the mix. I love Man City! Ah no, I hate Man City! Send me home! By home I of course mean Italy!
A summary of no-necks career at Citeh. Says it all.

Well, now the Corinthians (yes as in Brazil, not Argentina where he was so set on going) have offered £35m for him and not a penny more. Such a good player but God the attitude on him.
The only thing this man has ever shown loyalty to: the snood.

And, now Wesley Sneijder IS coming to Man Utd for £35m (supposedly, who knows anymore? They could bid on a 6ft 7" camel, stick a shirt on him and call him Leeroy the Jew Camel, pay him £100,000 carrots a week and noone would be suprised. Do camels eat carrots?).
Fantastic player but a lot of money for a 27 year old who is unlikely to fetch anywhere near that amount in future. I hope he has enough pace too. The EPL is reknowned for being a lot more fast paced than the Spanish and Italian leagues and players can be shown up. I have no doubt he will thrive though. And score a few times, even if it is off the pitch.
Hello ladieesh. Itsh me, Wezley Sneijder.

In other news, Chelsea are closing in on a £17m offer for defender Gary Cahill, Neil Warnock has signed Cardiff striker Jay Bothroyd on a free to make him QPR's first signing since promotion andFulham sign Roma defender John Arne Riise. Oh and Koncheskey is heading down down baby to the Championship.

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