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Joey Barton is a deluded scumbag! Bet you didn't see that one coming.

Limpest cock on the planet.

I am sending out a plea to Twitter to remove this man before he does more damage to himself. He's been a busy wee tyke on Twitter today, voicing some on the fence opinions about the England squad:

'If Henderson got in, any englishman not currently in the squad has to feel aggrieved. Yes, i wish i was there but im not...'

'Everyones thinking it ill say it. Liverpool have horrific season and have 6 players in our euro squad. What chance do we have. Pick on form'

'I really hope England do well and win it, I really do. All am saying is a don't think we will and it pisses me off...'

'I am over qualified to pass judgement on this. Not only have a played in the Prem for 10yrs but I've played with and against most of them.'

The best part is Barton's answer to improving our woeful England team:

'...On behaviour I walk in the squad, on behaviour I don't #fact'

Yes, it's Barton's wee temper that is keeping him out of the squad. That's all. I mean, what a season he has had with nearly relegated, crock of shite QPR. He's the saviour of football, don't you know? It's also worth pointing out that Henderson has actually won a medal this season, one more than the Son of Football, Barton. Because he is so good you see. Aaaaand, how rich is it to call Liverpool's season horrific? I'm not Liverpool's biggest fan by any means, but Jesus Christ, I'm not a retard either. If their season was horrific, I can only imagine how Barton sees QPR's season through his magical piss-stained goggles. However, I feel this outburst has been positive on 2 levels.

1 - It had made me forget quite how much I hate Rio Ferdinand today
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2 - This may actually get people to give England a bit of support, especially Henderson.

'And with that snippet of wisdom I'm off to the beach...' Wise, fabulous with his feet and crafty with his fists. What. A. Guy.