The Ugly...

 So, that thing I was saying...how wearing the shirt might improve its appearance. I take it all back. What is this Newcastle?? I thought you were the magpies not overweight penguin waiters.

 Possibly more deserving of the bad category but it makes my head hurt. Bolton, you are onto a wrong'un.

 Vile, cheap and generally an offense to my eyes. If you ever find yourself looking at this fixture: Norwich v Sunderland, please for the love of God take your sunglasses!

Argh! Someone really hates Tim Howard...