So...Transfer?

So, Mr. Woodgate is off to Stoke on a free.
Roger Johnson is probably off to Wolves (bloody good signing there Wolves. One of the Birmingham city players I certainly rated) for a rumoured £7m.
I hope Modric just hurries up and signs for Chelsea, who are currently upping their bid for him. That story is becoming tedious to say the least.

So...no tranfer?
Wenger believes Nasri and Fabregas will be staying put at Arsenal. Is it time for another joke of the day or is this substantial enough?