This is not some lewd story about Rio's sexual antics but more about his profound recent Tweets. I have long been confused as to why celebrities are allowed to take to Twitter without some sort of guardian overlooking them but at least it is interesting for the rest of us. The horse faced mong is making sure his name is on the list for Club Bellend where the likes of Joey Barton and Piers Morgan are often found lurking. I would rather eat my own arm off personally. Covered in marmite. I am a hater.
In no way looking like a monkey.
Anyway yeah, as you know Rio's pug faced relative, Anton, has been all up in court because somebody said a nasty to him. It's all very upsetting. Even though he was actually the first to shout abuse, and even though he didn't actually hear John Terry say anything, he has watched a youtube video and as we all know, youtube is the voice of truth. Much like Wikipedia. And the Bible. The whole trial is ludicrous to the extreme anyway and now Rio has waded into the situation with his explicitly witty tweets. T'other day, Ferdinand Tweeted: Film of the day: Liar Liar...starring Jim Carey. What a film!!
But he didn't stop there. Just in case his irony had been lost on us mere mortals, he then continued today with the tweet: Film of the day...A Cock And Bull story starring Steve Coogan...decent watch!
A few minutes later he then continued with: Film of the day: New Jack City starring Wesley Snipes + Ice-T...very deeeeecent!
Rio certainly is not the shiniest bauble of the tree as you can't have 2 'Film of the day's and I think he might be drunk. Or moving house. We all know what happens when Rio moves house.
I hope this whole sorry case is over and done with asap. As much as we all hate JT, I very much doubt he is a racist and to be honest, even if he is found guilty, he gets a fine of about 10p human money. Let's just call the whole thing off.
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