Applauded pundit and strike leader, Gary Neville is apparently a bit messed up after his years holding the line in battle at Man Utd. He still thinks he is playing football. Collective awh please. If you see him in the street, remember, a friendly smile goes a long way.
Oh na, na...what's me name? Oh nan, where am I?
He was seen, thumping his chest and doing a rain dance in warning to Man City. He reckons they don't have a cat in hells chance of winning the league next season. Yeahhh Gary, ok son. Manchester United have resolve, I will give them that but they have a lot of work to do if they want to catch an already brilliant about to get better City. The ambition of the two teams seems chasms apart right now. Only a fool would write United off, and I am no such fool, but their boring style of football is sure to fade behind City's ever sparkling team of Adonises.
What he actually said was, "It's a tough league to win and the idea that a team will go and dominate, it's too early to start speculating about that." Not really, Gazza. I would say we are in an exciting speculating season. De Nile is not just a river in Egypt.
He may have a point, once Rooney is back surrounded by his native Scottish brogue, he's sure to remember how to play football again. And Giggs everlasting, he's pretty good too.
Don't you love these pre-season stories. Ex-ci-ting.
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