Manchezza United like swimming.

We've seen Liverpool go for the wetsuit look this season (very dashing...*awkward turtle*) and not to be outdone by those jolly old scousers, United have gotten in on the water theme. They have not committed themselves to the cause the way Liverpool have but the shorts for their away kit certainly look like a pair of swimming trunks. Hopefully once they've gotten over their love of all things gingham this season I will never have to clap eyes on the stuff again. You should not be proud of yourselves right now Manchester. Or Nike. Or Rooney's hair. 

There's only one pussy in this picture and it's not  asleep.