Friday 13 July 2012

Happy People

Alas, it is all over :( On the plus side, John Terry's good name had been cleared so he can go back to being the saintly cockney we know and love with a good catholic family, always living on the right side of the law. It's official Opposites Day today. Or is it? Am I happy or is life crashing down around me? Who knows. Is Terry in fact really innocent or is he in fact a member of the KKK. Well, for now, he is a definite non-racist. Huzzah everybody!




Even though he could be seen mouthing 'black c*nt' on camera, it is felt that there is a lack of evidence as noone really heard it and the context in which it was spoken cannot be established. The trial may be over, but let's not let this following story be forgotten.
During the trial, there was a slight misunderstanding when John Terry was being asked to repeat evidence that he had been sent off four times in his career. "Can you say, please, four times?" asked his QC. John Terry replied, "Please, please, please, please." Then looked startled as the jury began to crack up. Poor ickle Terry didn't know what was going on. 


But there you go! It's all over now. Luckily no fat lady sang and it's a nice big slap in the face to Mr.TwatBag UK, Rio Ferdinand. Alls well that ends well.



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